So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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