that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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