Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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