Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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