I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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