I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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