You can't special order awesome
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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