You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
i now understand why vodka
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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