There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We just shotgunned beers for America
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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