god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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