Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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