i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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