youre lurking in front of me
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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