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(248): View more from Michigan

Yo dont text me then not text me

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(734): View more from Michigan

Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

morning after pill = breakfast in bed

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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(317): View more from Indiana

Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.

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(209): View more from California

I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?

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