So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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