I accidentally had phone sex last night
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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