Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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