Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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