I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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