I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My vagina is officially offended.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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