small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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