He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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