physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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