Is it because I queefed?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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