I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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