I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I love you. Go after that dick
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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