Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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