what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
please don't ironically join a cult
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