nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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