Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
why is half of my head shaved?
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