This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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