I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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