But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
