on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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