Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
