dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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