just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
