Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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