so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize