therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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