chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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