Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I stole a fireplace last night.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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