at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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