There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Someone came in the potted fern
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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