ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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