So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
