on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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