You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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