My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
3pm strippers are depressing
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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