I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
