he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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