Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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