Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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