Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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