what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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